So, here is a very very very short song. It contains drum beats, cymbals, guitar, bass and four words with backing vocals. It is completely contained under one second in time. It may trigger some people who are sensitive to loud noises and military references. I get that Guiness has stopped managing many of the shortest and smallest categories but this song should be recognised with a new category as the shortest war song. Feel free to get in touch with them at www.guinnessworldrecords.com and tell them to certify my work titled;

Adam, deep in conversation (trying to explain the serious impact of the political inaction on the prolonged struggle for peace, for normal, for righteousness in the Middle East in a calm and weightless style) with Eve.

When I was at the studio I also got a chance to record this other song about stress responses; it has a lot of opposites in it and  It may trigger some people who are sensitive to military references. The voice grab is from an interview with the late Professor Stephen William Hawking CH CBE FRS FRSA and the backing vocals are from the super talented NeonHoney (another member of The Dream Team at Wells Garden Studios)